I’m all for nature
and bugs and whatnot. I’m just not a
huge fan when outside things come inside my house. Today, Addalee and I were playing and putting blocks and other things in a basket.
I pulled the last of the blocks out to find a lizard.
Lizards don’t
really bother me, when they’re OUTSIDE.
I mean, they’ll sometimes give me a good startle, because they move so
quickly and are kind of snakey for a second until my mind catches up to
them.
When I found this
one, at first I just stared at it. I
guess I was trying to decide how such a life-like plastic lizard had gotten
into this toy basket. And when did I buy
that, anyway? Wait, that’s
real!?! These thoughts were followed by
a horribly and amazingly slight girly scream and a throw of the basket. Gah! I
picked up Addalee so that she wasn’t on the floor with the "horrible creature," and she cried. I scared her. The stupid lizard scared me, and I screamed like
a little girl and scared my kiddo.
Boo.
Once we both got calmed
down, I went over to the basket to take the "beast" outside. As I picked up the basket, it ran under the couch. Awesome.
And I then discovered poop in the basket. Gah-ross!
If you’re going to come into my house uninvited, at least don’t poop
where the kid plays! Come on!
So, that’s our
adventure in indoor nature today.
Neither of us was a big fan. But
I think we’ll both survive!
Our adventure in picture book mode:
(photo credits in links under pictures)
Which, sadly led to pitiful Addalee doing this.
And that made mama feel like this.
(picture of me being pretty unhappy on a camping trip a long time ago! :) )
But before long, Addalee was back to this, whew!
P.S. Hopefully, I'll have pictures of Addalee's first birthday party up soon! Yay!
Ha. Too cute. And I feel you pain - I found a creepy albino looking lizard on my pillow!! It was one of the decorative pillows that was on the ground that I went to pick up when I was making the bed. Gave me a total heart attack!
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS! We just had a lizard problem too! (Stupid stupid blogger won't let me upload any photo's right now so I can't blog...) I swear sometime we are twins separated at birth :). Hope y'all have a fun and lizard-free weekend!
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Hahahahahahah you crack me up. If I was your neighbor I totally would have come over and rescued you from Godzilla ;) love the pictures especially of baby you!
ReplyDeletehahah this story was amazing! i love your picture timeline of events. and i also think the outside world should stay where it belongs--outside the house! p.s. did you hear about the snake that came out of someone's A/C vent in their car?! just ridiculous.
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